What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

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Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

How do I get fit at home?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

'City-Killer' Asteroid Even More Likely to Hit The Moon in 2032 - ScienceAlert

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Experts are certain, the next major volcanic eruption will cause climate chaos. - Farmingdale Observer

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Combination treatment reduces risk of tumor progression in aggressive form of breast cancer, study shows - statnews.com

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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